![]() They're coming on fucking elephants, huh. This I got to see … are you sure? … It's not just a typo mistake? Perhaps the Carthaginians are attacking over the Alps and they are in their element? Kind of upbeat, you know. What? … They're coming on elephants? … Where'd they get the elephants? There aren't any elephants in Europe. What? … They are attacking over the Alps? Damn, I knew they'd do that. What? … The Carthaginians are attacking? God, I knew they'd do that.Wait til he goes out the room! Ripen! Now now now!" "I'll just put these shelves up, mate, then you can have the pear." … So you think, "I'll take them home and they'll ripen up." But you put them in the bowl at home, and they sit there, going, "No! No! Don't ripen yet, don't ripen yet. In the supermarket, people banging in nails. ![]() 'Cause they're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for half an hour, and you're never there. Smith! Go away until your daughter has a baby." "Shag, daughter, shag! It's a marketing idea, shag for babies! My daughter's had a baby, I'm Granny Smith now!" "Come in, Granny Smith! You wonderful idea, you! Come in with your shiny apples." Smith, I've made apples out of bread and dripping, a bit of green paint, and corrugated iron." "No, these are horrible apples, Mrs.
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